Managing Lupus: How I Became a Lupus Goddess!
- Serita Polinaire, M.A
- Oct 6, 2023
- 3 min read

Imagine, if you will, a woman, possibly someone akin to you or those you hold dear, gracefully draping herself in a luminous cloak, eloquently gliding amidst life's myriad of challenges, deftly sidestepping the unseen adversaries - those pesky Lupus flare-ups - and serenely navigating the bustling landscape of daily existence. That, my dear friends, is me, your benevolent Lupus Goddess, and I am here to sprinkle a little divine wisdom (and perhaps a dash of playful mischief) upon your own splendid journey!
🔮 Oracle of Symptoms: Deciphering the Mysteries Lupus, that elusive sorcerer, often sends forth perplexing signals. But worry not, for the Lupus Goddess is adept in unraveling such mysteries! A "Lupus Ledger," chronicling every symptom, assists in revealing the covert tales behind each flare, enabling you to anticipate and mitigate the turbulent spells cast upon you.
☀️ Sunshield: Wielding the Armor of Protection Ah, the radiant sun, a gentle yet formidable force for us Lupus deities. My divine shield? A fabulous, wide-brimmed hat, enchanting sunglasses, and a potent sunscreen, forming a protective aura against the zealous rays, ensuring my journey remains bathed in gentle light.
🌱 Ambrosia for Life: Creating Nourishing Elixirs In the sacred space of a Lupus Goddess’s kitchen, nourishment becomes an art. With the scepter (or spatula) in hand, create dishes that are both, a feast for the eyes and a balm to the body - think vibrant vegetables, wholesome grains, and succulent proteins that ward off the nefarious agents of inflammation.
💤 Restorative Slumbers: Harnessing the Power of Rest The wise Lupus Goddess knows: In the quietude of gentle rests, powers are reborn! Designing your day to dance harmoniously between activity and serene pauses ensures your energies remain balanced and vibrant, allowing you to glide gracefully through each moment.
🍶 Potion Protocols: Mastering the Medicinal Arts With a mindful eye, organizing and administrating your medicinal potions becomes a soothing ritual rather than a daunting task. A well-structured potion (medication) schedule, adorned with reminders and logs, ensures your path remains steadfast and serene.
👭 Circle of Divinity: Fostering a Supportive Pantheon A goddess is never alone in her journey! Surrounding yourself with a loving clan of supporters - be they fellow goddesses, mortals, or mystical creatures (pets, anyone?) - imbues your journey with love, strength, and a few delightful surprises along the way.
👜 Chariot of Wellness: Navigating the Vistas Beyond Whether you traverse the terrains by car, train, or magical portal (also known as public transport), ensuring your Lupus Wellness Chariot is well-stocked with essentials (snacks, potions, comfort items, and perhaps a charm for good luck) guarantees a serene and delightful adventure!
🌟 Basking in Triumphs: Honoring Each Victory, Big or Small Every potion mastered, every challenge gracefully met, and every day greeted with a smile is a victory in the lush gardens of Lupus management. Celebrate them, for in each small triumph, your spirit is bathed in a gentle, fortifying light.
With grace and a twinkle of mischief, let us, splendid deities of the Lupus world, navigate through our unique journeys, sharing tales, wisdom, and a handful of celestial giggles along the way. May your path be gentle, your spirit vivacious, and your days be filled with the gentle caress of wellness and understanding.
Note: While each Lupus Goddess harbors her own unique experiences and challenges, it's crucial to seek the wisdom of your healthcare sorcerer (a.k.a doctor) for strategies and advice tailored to your divine journey. This whimsical article is not a substitute for professional advice but a gentle, supportive whisper from one Lupus Goddess to another!